In the first eleven seconds of the band’s creation, the ghost of Martha Nesbit entered the castle in which Tim “Supreme Perch” Collins (later changed to Time Collis, then changing his name to the more manageable Tim Collis) battled with the Metal Carp Children in the then best seller ‘Crime Minutes, Lime Sessions’ which sold out before it even went to print. He was armed with seven identical emerald scarabs and a letter signed simply “Wojtek (Soldier Bear)”. Precisely eleven nanoseconds had passed and the switch to wireless power was complete. Tim then studied the life of King Herod at the Addison Sanctuary in 1868 and then the Helen Wolfe School of Paragliding in 1909, gaining valuable valuation skills. This was to be a huge boost to the local community as he acquired a cylindrical six string piano, which he spent all of his spare time perfecting the altered-dominant scale using only a purple heat resistant container.
Add to that Stuart “PS. Don’t knock the renegades” Smith’s hand-leg co-ordination, Chris “Alien Sacrificial Dome/Shelter” Collins (later became a member of the Collis tribe of Easter Island) on a broken bassoon and James “Gayle/Haddock/Surrender” Cooper IV, backing up on session lute and the band were formed. 18 blockbusters and a chain of mince restaurants later they are BACK, and this time they mean business: MEAN BUSINESS. (Sourced from: ‘Hotpoint Dishwasher Study Guide: A-Level’ and ‘Quake 3 Arena: Ultimate Walkthrough’.)
Members:
Stuart Smith - vocals
Tim Collis - guitar
Jamie Cooper - bass
Chris Collis - drums
www.thistownneedsguns.com
www.myspace.com/thistownneedsguns
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Town_Needs_Guns
Add to that Stuart “PS. Don’t knock the renegades” Smith’s hand-leg co-ordination, Chris “Alien Sacrificial Dome/Shelter” Collins (later became a member of the Collis tribe of Easter Island) on a broken bassoon and James “Gayle/Haddock/Surrender” Cooper IV, backing up on session lute and the band were formed. 18 blockbusters and a chain of mince restaurants later they are BACK, and this time they mean business: MEAN BUSINESS. (Sourced from: ‘Hotpoint Dishwasher Study Guide: A-Level’ and ‘Quake 3 Arena: Ultimate Walkthrough’.)
Members:
Stuart Smith - vocals
Tim Collis - guitar
Jamie Cooper - bass
Chris Collis - drums
www.thistownneedsguns.com
www.myspace.com/thistownneedsguns
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Town_Needs_Guns
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